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超速的理由
(2007-8-20)
Excuse for Speeding

  Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

  ″Why on earth were you driving so fast?″ the policeman yelled.

   ″Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!″

  超速的理由

  哈里与劳埃德超速行驶,一辆警车拦住了他们。

  “你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

  “我们的刹车不好,因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

  Send the Bill to My Father

  Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″

  Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″

  把账单给我父亲

  医生:“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

  病人:“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”